In light of my recent suspicions that practically everyone in the Star Wars universe is a Clone, [well, Han Solo, Lando Calrissian, Cos Palpatine, Boba Fett, etc...] I have to post this in my defense:
I WAS CLONED!!!
My Clone is probably a schizophrenic, multiple personality masterminding these theories from my firery, restless mind, deep in the bowels of Insanity (in the dark pit that's my Hell).
He has evolved to be the perfect Clone of myself, and THAT CLONE masquerades as me on this website. Nothing can be traced to him as he logs on with all of my passcodes, etc.
While the Clone encourages all of you to believe he has control over his mental faculties, Rollo Tomassi, a really intelligent and thoughtful forum member is spinning in his head trying to figure out where all these crazy theories are coming from - and that same guy goades Jedi Clint into trying to make sense of all this! - he informed Jedi Tricks that SirSteve has actually been Cloned and his cooperation with Hasbro during Toy Fair was all brought about against the real Web Master's Will. (While the real SirSteve is actually being held hostage at Skywalker Ranch with other prisoners of war like Oliver Stone).
The other Forum users won't believe Tycho about this terrible Cloning theory, or they will feel that just because Jedi Tricks is here, that HE too hasn't been secretly cloned and will be found to be a Hasbro employee in reality! But it gets deeper than that. Rollo Tomassi isn't who he appears to be either.
I think that Rollo is in fact, George Lucas, and he has been secretly testing his story lines here in our forums while Steve is his prisoner and cannot prevent it.
Meanwhile, Jedi Clint will feed everyone's ego and insist that we have good theories and a good handle on the plot, but the fact that he acts so nice and mature in these forums should be the biggest hint that he has been hiding behind a disguise. Who's personality is completely opposite of that of Jedi Clint's? Ah-hah! Rick McCallum! That's right! These forums have been secretly surplanted!
But why didn't Lucasfilm take care of me, the real Tycho? I think that Stillakid is a Lucasfilm agent sent here to drive my mind into catatonic shock so that my Clone can take over. His criticism of the prequels is merely a disguise!
And once all the conspirators are finally entrenched in power, it will be revealed that Emperor Jargo and JarJar Binks are actually the same person! Lt Basker is their clone!
It all is making sense now!
We must hurry before the powers in charge see this post. It's my Clone that actually has moderator control!
We all must charge Skywalker Ranch and Free SirSteve! Sort of like Freeing Willy! But the truth must be exposed!
- just like fun must be had - and I cannot take myself so seriously!