Read this like David Letterman is saying it:
"You know you have social problems when:
5) You do not know what half of your friends look like.
4) You only know your friends by their user-names.
3) You have more friends on message boards than you do in real life.
2) You check to see if someone replied to your last post 5 times in one day.
And the number one reason you know you have social problems...[drum roll please]
You get excited when all your friends are online at the same time!"
Thank you very much, I will be here all week.
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04-03-2002 #1
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You know you have social problems when...
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04-03-2002 #2Registered
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In a "Norm McDonald as David Letterman" voice:
Uhh, you got any gum?
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04-03-2002 #3Registered
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the sad thing is, 3-4 of those are true for me.
Beyond the Staples Center you can see America,
With its tired, poor, avenging disgrace,
Peaceful, loving youth against the brutality,
Of plastic existence.
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04-03-2002 #4Registered
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Well..... let's see ..
5.) Seems true ... half my friends are working on the other side of the country ...
4.) user name ??? nope maybe by their nick name !!
like chicken head !! fatty bump !!! etc....
3.)I don't know .... maybe not ...
2.)nope !!!! 10 till 20 times I guess !!!
how's that ..... what do you think my rating should be ..... ??????
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04-03-2002 #5Banned
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Geeez. Now I feel guilty. My name is NOT Rollo... it's...
Last edited by Rollo Tomassi; 04-04-2002 at 07:34 AM.
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04-04-2002 #6
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Re: You know you have social problems when...
5) Nope I don't, only a few of'em.Originally posted by Runobot
5) You do not know what half of your friends look like.
4) You only know your friends by their user-names.
3) You have more friends on message boards than you do in real life.
2) You check to see if someone replied to your last post 5 times in one day.
And the number one reason you know you have social problems...[drum roll please]
You get excited when all your friends are online at the same time!"
4) Nah, some I know by their real names but I'm more used to calling them by their user-names.
3) Well actually I do... no question about it.
2) 4! I do it at least 4!
1) I don't do that, cause all my friends are never on-line at the same time, or I just don't know it cause I'm usually not on at that time, no matter what time it is.
"Hokey packaging and ancient gimmicks are no match for good detail on your figure, kid."
"I am a Klingot from Oklahoma in human boy form."
"We came, we saw, we conquered... We, woke up!"
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04-04-2002 #7
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Social problems? Nope, not got social problems...!
Really...
Honestly...
OK, so what if all 5 are true for me? I'm still cool
!!!
PENDO!
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04-04-2002 #8Senator
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Should I be happy
or sad that I fit all five perfectly? Perhaps that explains why I'm turning transparent like those fish and insects you find in caves. Just look at my avatar, you can see my skeleton through my skin. 
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04-04-2002 #9
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most of them fit to me...but who cares I'm happy
...or am I ...should I now be worried...I think I'm talking total nonsense here...I'll better go now
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04-04-2002 #10Registered
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::Runs away crying::
Luke:"Master Yoda you can't die!"
Yoda:"Watch Me!"
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