This is a question that has been pondered by Star Wars fans from the time of A New Hope. Now there is an answer. Due to genetic drift the Empire was forced to find a new genetic template to replace the original template used to produce the Clone Troopers. Unfortunately, they chose quite poorly.
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04-09-2002 #1Senator
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Why are Stormtroopers such terrible shots?
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04-09-2002 #2
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Mister...
that is TOO funny!!!
Where did you come up with that picture??
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04-09-2002 #3Senator
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Re: Mister...
It came from the humor section of www.theforce.net.Originally posted by JEDIpartnr
that is TOO funny!!!
Where did you come up with that picture??
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04-09-2002 #4
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Mooey, mooey. Meesa TK-421. How longa yousa have those mechaniks? Yousa noa need to show meesa yousa identification.
"I'm just a YES man trying to make my way in the universe." - Jango McCallum
"Good dialogue and smooth editing are no match for a good YES man by your side, kid." - George Lucas
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04-09-2002 #5Registered
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That does explain a lot.
"These are not the droids you're looking for."
"Deesa not da mechaniks wesa seekin!"
"We can about our business."
"Yousa okeyday!"
"Move along."
"Begone wit yousa!"
Wasn't there a line in Brian Daly's radio play about how bad stormtrooper armor smelled? Gungan sweat. Ugh.
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04-09-2002 #6
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Hehehehehe, no wonder the stormtroopers only shot R2.
As always...........L
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04-09-2002 #7
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OK. That answers one question. Now we need to figure out why the red-shirted ensigns from Star Trek keep dying.
"I'm just a YES man trying to make my way in the universe." - Jango McCallum
"Good dialogue and smooth editing are no match for a good YES man by your side, kid." - George Lucas
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04-09-2002 #8Senator
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Hmm, kinda reminds me of this from 2 years ago: http://www.geocities.com/jeditricks/rumor/update.htm
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
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04-09-2002 #9
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Whats disa??? Boba Binks!!! ARRRRRRRRR
As always...........L
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04-09-2002 #10Senator
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Yeah, I had a lot of free time back then.
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
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