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    Why are Stormtroopers such terrible shots?

    This is a question that has been pondered by Star Wars fans from the time of A New Hope. Now there is an answer. Due to genetic drift the Empire was forced to find a new genetic template to replace the original template used to produce the Clone Troopers. Unfortunately, they chose quite poorly.
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    Mister...

    that is TOO funny!!!

    Where did you come up with that picture??
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    Re: Mister...

    Originally posted by JEDIpartnr
    that is TOO funny!!!

    Where did you come up with that picture??
    It came from the humor section of www.theforce.net.

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    Mooey, mooey. Meesa TK-421. How longa yousa have those mechaniks? Yousa noa need to show meesa yousa identification.
    "I'm just a YES man trying to make my way in the universe." - Jango McCallum

    "Good dialogue and smooth editing are no match for a good YES man by your side, kid." - George Lucas

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    That does explain a lot.

    "These are not the droids you're looking for."
    "Deesa not da mechaniks wesa seekin!"

    "We can about our business."
    "Yousa okeyday!"

    "Move along."
    "Begone wit yousa!"


    Wasn't there a line in Brian Daly's radio play about how bad stormtrooper armor smelled? Gungan sweat. Ugh.

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    Thumbs up

    Hehehehehe, no wonder the stormtroopers only shot R2.
    As always...........L

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    OK. That answers one question. Now we need to figure out why the red-shirted ensigns from Star Trek keep dying.
    "I'm just a YES man trying to make my way in the universe." - Jango McCallum

    "Good dialogue and smooth editing are no match for a good YES man by your side, kid." - George Lucas

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    Hmm, kinda reminds me of this from 2 years ago: http://www.geocities.com/jeditricks/rumor/update.htm
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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    Whats disa??? Boba Binks!!! ARRRRRRRRR
    As always...........L

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    Yeah, I had a lot of free time back then.
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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