It has recently come to my attention that some out there believe that Sith Worm is my son ("Sith Worm, I am your father! You
have the power to destroy Bubba Fatt he has foreseen this, take my hand and together we shall rule the universe as father and son!" - partially lifted from Sith Worms email to me). Though I could be Sith Worm's father (if I had fathered him shortly after seeing Star Wars for the first time), I assure you that I have no children at all.