Complete Galaxy Ewok?

**Bel-Cam Jos** · 09-29-2001

Yes and no, BB. I was 17 until 4 months after graduation in June, and by the time I turned 18, I was in college. The "war" was over before I even turned 19, so the issue wasn't that nervous for me. My uncle recently retired after 20+ years in the army, so I always told recruiters I'd heard things from him about the military I did not support or approve of (which is true, not an excuse), so that usually was enough for them.

p.s. The next palandrone class is 2002; next after that: 2112.

**bigbarada** · 09-29-2001

There's plenty I know about the military now that makes me wish I never joined in the first place. That and my dad didn't start telling me his REALLY HORRIFYING Vietnam stories until after I finished Basic Training. Trust me, you don't even want to know.

**JediTricks** · 09-30-2001

"palindrome"

Racecar is a palindrome. 2002 is the next "palindrome year" until 2112.

This Ewok's name is Norbert, but he prefers that you call him "Wings".

**Jargo** · 09-30-2001

Mine told me she was called Beryl but doesn't want it widely publicised.......

Alls I know is she got a big old butt like Wicket and the same facial hair too. What is it with fat chicks and beards anyway?
Here's a question, how many Gorax are on Endor and how many Ewoks do you think there were too. If the Gorax prey on Ewok, surely the numbers would be really really small. Or, if the Ewok are outsmarting the Gorax all the time then the Gorax should be extinct without a reliable source of food. Of course the Gorax would have had a few choices with the Imperial presense but the shells would have been too hard to crack and the meat a bit stringy.........

**Bel-Cam Jos** · 10-01-2001

JT, resorting to misspelling corrections? Fore shaym...

There are 7 Gorax on Endor, one to screw in the lighbulb, and six others to chase all the flies away from their stinky bodies! Hello? Anyone? Bueller?

**JediTricks** · 10-02-2001

No, I was just trying to figure out what a "palandrone" was

**Bel-Cam Jos** · 10-02-2001

Palandrone (pal-en-dron) noun 1. a small, robotic device that is both friendly and useful in remote areas; for example a pal and a drone. 2. any misspelled word, usually in a public forum. 3. none of the above.

Source: No, uh, Webster Edition of the Dixionerry.

Is it noon? 'Tis I.

**Emperor Howdy** · 10-03-2001

Palindrome, ey?

Boob=Boob
Star Wars=Raw Rats....well almost....minus an "S" here and there.
Cucumber=Rebmucuc
Bin Laden=Barbecued Kabob

Wait....these aren't working....but now I'm hungry for some reason.

**El Chuxter** · 02-12-2012

Did this guy ever get a name?

Seriously, I'm not trying to just use the Golden Shovel here. I was curious how many Ewoks I could name without looking them up and, when I looked them up to check, I saw Kazak is apparently not the glider Ewok.

So who the hell is this dude? I'm sticking with Gary until told otherwise.