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    Corniest Sw joke?

    Why did the Jedi cross the road?


    To get to the darkside.


    Any others?

  2. #2
    I don't know any real jokes per se, but here's a couple of URL's to some "You might be a redneck Jedi if....." jokes. It's all I could find. It gets pretty corny.

    http://www.aoc.nrao.edu/~jogle/jedi.html
    http://www.merrywing.com/jokes9.htm
    Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis

  3. #3
    Sorry, I think those are two links to the same jokes.
    Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis

  4. #4
    very cool but I think most of those were the original redneck jokes with jedi to replace the word redneck.

  5. #5
    yeah, those kinda suck, I used to have a link to another one that had a whole bunch of them that were better, but I lost it. If I find it , I'll post it here.
    Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis

  6. #6
    Two Jedi walk into a bar...third one ducks.

  7. #7
    Boy did I LOL on that 1. How corny! You think they could have felt the bar in the way!

    Is that your saber or R U just happy 2 see me?

    Riddle: What has a jedi got in his pockets?
    (adapted from the LOTR trilogy)

  8. #8
    Originally posted by jedi master sal
    Riddle: What has a jedi got in his pockets?
    (adapted from the LOTR trilogy)
    A big surprise!
    GNT
    ''
    You fool, my reach is far greater than the Jedi.Only a Sith can wield the force over such a great distance.'' - Darth Sidious

  9. #9
    The DUMBEST JOKE IN THE WORLD adapted to Star Wars:

    First Jedi: Ask me if I'm a tree.

    2nd Jedi: Are you a tree?

    First Jedi: No.


    This actually gets laughs if you do it with a straight face. Try it out! I kid you not....

  10. #10
    ------ Here's a little corn for ya ------

    How many Sith does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    "Always 2 there are, no more, no less."

    ------ Thank you, Master Yoda! ------
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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