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    Does Dr. Seuss care about errors?

    I couldn't help not to get all poetic because of the recent bombardment of error announcements. Please, feel free to continue my venting prose. . .

    No tape, one tape, two tape more
    Boba Fett's blue, not black, visor

    Missing handle for Yoda. And Dooku
    No 'Try Me Feature' for that droid R2

    Figure seventeen has errors galore
    He's supposed to have dots, that total four

    Another unpainted is Anakin's braid
    Jango Fett's armor seems dulled and grayed

    The list goes on. And on it does go
    Thanks to the quality control of Hasbro ...
    The movie changed my life. It was much better than Cats. I'd go see it again and again and again.

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    That is not right.

    I LIKE IT!!!!

    Some of the Padme's come with a mole.
    Early Deluxe Windu's feet have no hole!

    Most of the figures eyes do not match.
    A Few R3-T7's come with an extra scratch!

    A couple Luminara's say "Removable Cloak"
    Some select Dexter's say he's got a pipe he can smoke...

    All in all when the day is quite done...
    If you rip open the boxes the figures are still fun!
    OK... I BLOG. YOU READ. at
    **Steven Sterlekar (1969-2001)**

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    Banned stillakid's Avatar
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    Aug 2001
    Los Angeles
    Very nice guys! Thanks for the laugh,
    Now I have to go and find Amanaman's staff.

    The accessories are many,
    It's getting hard to keep track
    But somebody once mentioned Ziplock baggies,
    So I bought a whole pack!

    Now my Saga figures are complete,
    They each have their own stuff.
    As for the entire rest of the collection,
    Putting it all back together is going to be rough.

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    Those are all great, but your doing it wrong,
    the one hasbro needs to make, is the girl with the thong.

    does anyone else think, ani should come with some chains,
    hasbro would make them, if they had any brains.
    Gambit: What's up guys? Tell me, why are you such losers?

    Toad: Because the X-Men are winners. It all balances out.

    Gambit to Brotherhood
    X-Men Evolution
    Season Three Episode 34

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    Registered Dryanta's Avatar
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    Dec 2001
    I'll appologize in advance.I was really bored this morning.

    ode to Hasbro
    Paint on the Bo Sheks
    Was applied with a splat,
    Hasbro quality control,
    you should hire my cat.

    I like the new Padme',
    I'm a red blooded male,
    Even though she's "enhanced"
    and really too pale.

    Young Anakin was first,
    Boba's another cute lad,
    But for sneak peak Jango,
    his articulation is bad.

    Jorj Sacul is George lucas,
    backwards, we know it is so,
    you can find one on ebay
    for a massive amount of dough

    Darth Maul,Darth Maul,
    how many more?
    No thank you Hasbro,
    I'm already poor.

    25th ann. chewie,
    Just look at the fur!!
    As for count dooku,
    unobtainable cur!

    I like the basic Yoda,
    Dlx drives me insane,
    As seen in the film,
    there is no damn crane!!

    The scale on Luke x-wing
    is better!What Luck!!
    to bad he has the teeth
    of an ancient wood chuck!!

    I have heard some say,
    Toy fair Vader is all chrome,
    He would have been better
    with removable dome

    Aleya Secura (sp?)
    Now she's hardly bland!!
    You've gotta agree guys,

    Dexter is massive!
    but I have one small gripe,
    A figure this awesome
    should have come with his pipe!

    I haven't found Palpatine,
    What is up with those fingers??
    And as for Luminara,
    Her stench STILL lingers!

    Hasbro Star Wars ;
    "They'll buy it" wink,wink
    At least they have spared us,
    Clone troopers in pink.

    Can't wait for Bespin Chewie,
    but my love is low.
    Why oh why Hasbro??
    Why no cross bow??

    Yellow clone,blue clone,
    just plain white!
    New mace and Padme'
    we'll buy them alright!!

    Taun We is a good sculpt,
    But built like a twig
    $5.88 at Walmart
    is too much for this fig!

    Ephont Mon is great!
    We've all said it's true.
    I just hope distribution,
    doesn't leave most of us blue.

    Geo. Mace and Qui Gon,
    They both really suck!!
    A big waste of fuel
    for the delivery truck

    Ships and vehicles
    is what we all lack!
    Please no more figures
    with wheels in their back.

    Exclusives are terrible!
    They cause pain in my head.
    Hasbro,please stop it,
    or this line will be dead!!

    Imperial shuttle at $125
    makes me quite leary,
    especialy without
    At least one dignitary!!

    Where's our sith infiltrator?
    Figures accessory laiden
    Now that I mention it,
    where's the orange Hand maiden?

    The tie bomber is great,
    the snow speeder is lacking.
    What's the deal with bloody Luke?
    Why the short packing?

    He's the droid select!!
    But instead of him,
    we get blast effect.

    Paint varients,Paint varients,
    is all we see!!
    A screw up worth more?
    Is it just me?

    Will we ever get Dooku's ship?
    the one with solar sail?
    With numbers so small,
    It'll cause some to bail

    We paw through the figures,
    like a Ronto in Heat,
    If you touch my cart,
    You'll surely get beat!!

    So if while in the toy aisle,
    a big biker you see,
    be sure to say hey,
    it's probably me
    Bye to all.thanks for some good times.

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    Bravo! Well worth the reading! Great job all. . .keep it up!
    The movie changed my life. It was much better than Cats. I'd go see it again and again and again.

  7. #7
    That is one long arse epic of a poem!
    I hope to have a moment of inspiration today. We'll see!!!

    Mooie mooie, me love yous! D'oh!
    OK... I BLOG. YOU READ. at
    **Steven Sterlekar (1969-2001)**

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    What is it about Lucas' great saga
    that makes all us collectors go gaga?

    is it the characters, the story, or something more?
    I wish I knew, because I'm not quite sure......

    But to bring home a part of that tale,
    will make us all happy, it does without fail......

    but there are those who would see our hands empty
    They're called scalpers, and they take without pity.....

    Variations, shortpacks, exclusives too....
    When a Scalper's around, the store's like a zoo......

    to find the figures you want, usually takes patience and care
    but if you don't find it first, don't pull out your hair!

    just calm yourself down, don't put your collection in stasis
    just get to know the stockboy on a first-name basis!

    then when the cases are fresh, and new on the shelves
    and the new figures are selling like bats out of hell.....

    you can come right in, and watch the melee,
    as your fresh picks from last night wait for you in layaway!!!
    "You will shed tears of crimson"-Vicious (Cowboy Bebop)


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    Ok mine turne

    I got my Ploo koons and my Typhos,

    got some Yoda and some Yaddels

    got a few Jedi and some sith,

    can't find Dooku I think he's a myth.

    I also got some captian Kirts,

    But I think I think I will pass on arena

    Mace,because i think he gots big time

    Insert sig line of your choosing here.

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    Too many variants, so I'm now annoyed
    There's even two versions of the Super Battle Droid!

    Padme and Anakin are clogging the pegs
    Look on the bright side, the Royal Guard's got legs.

    Everyone thought Jango would be the hot one,
    But thanks to the previews, we had already bought one.

    Anakin loved Padme for her beauty and charm,
    But how sexy can she be with a giant hinge in her arm?

    There's little doubt, the magnets were a blunder
    So was making every figure a one pose wonder.

    No soda or tacos or chicken this time,
    But eat some more cereal and you'll feel just fine.

    Cloud City Chewie looks like the best one yet,
    He's a much cooler character than that damned Boba Fett!
    Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split. - Robert E. Howard


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