Speaking of Usenet, I was surfing there just now, and happened upon a review of the premier episode of "Enterprise" that can only be described as 'The Anti-JediTricks Review.'
Truthfully, the review may be described as a few other things by anyone here who reads it.
But, if you're in the mood (if not - enjoy a copious serving of your favorite potent potable), then do the following:
1) Read the JediTricks review (above) of the premier episode of "Enterprise.'
2) Imbibe mass quantities of alcohol.
3) Read the Anti-JT Enterprise Review
4) Flame me mercilessly for posting the link.
***Important Note: The review in the link I posted contains adult (that's extremely debatable - but you get my drift) language, so NO kidddies should be reading it.